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The Conservative Case For Why The Democrats Should Win In November

I know this is going to be a VERY hot button issue for many of you who know me to wear a big conservative chip on my shoulder.....so I beg you to hear me out because believe me, by the time I'm done making my case I think you will also realize that it is MUCH MUCH BETTER for the country to continue having the Democrats run the show.

I actually got this idea from another conservative blog that I enjoy so for the full list of reasons Democrats should win click here

APRIL FOOLS!

Come on people!!! I may be crazy and stupid at times, but I'll NEVER go Biden on ya. Hope you have a fun day...see ya on the other side of Easter!

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Its the Repeal ObamaCare Rant

Watching the aftermath of ObamaCare's passage leaves me wondering which is worse, watching liberals take their hobbling victory lap on this issue, or having to endure the idiocy of their suggesting that conservatives stop acting like sore losers and "get back to work."

Even Obama is taunting the the repeal hungry GOP to "go for it" with the wind at their backs of the 55% of us that wanted this thing repealed before the ballpoint pen used to sign the it was even invented.

Christians are covered, but if bad presidents needed a messiah....

I wonder if he'll be so smug when similar polls show his chances of reelection as being so optimistic. Its hard to believe that a newly minted president could screw up so much, so fast, and so badly after just a year.

And when he says this is the "people's victory," I'm left wondering what he qualifies as a person? Liberals? They're really the only ones happy with this, and I thought we agreed a long time ago they don't count because they're actually from another planet.

Also, this notion that the GOP needs to "move on" is an amazing statement coming from the party that is still counting chads in Florida 10 years later.

I think it rhymes with "legalizing booze"

What if the anti-prohibition movement "moved on" after alcohol became illegal under the U.S. Constitution in the 1920's? I don't know answer, but I'm pretty sure we know what Ted Kennedy's life's work would've ended up being about.

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The Looking Spoon's You Might Be A Liberal If...

I know its been done before, but I'm don't know if you'll find a better, funnier, more brilliant list from a more modest correspondent! HA!

Hope you like it. If you have any "ways" of your own you want to share then leave a comment below!



If you wanted ObamaCare so you can finally get that elusive sex change from man to Democrat....


If you think Christmas is a true season of giving and should be celebrated on April 15th...


If you want universal health care so you can finally get the surgery needed to remove all the scars you get from vigorously hugging trees...


If Planned Parenthood is the place where mistakes go to die choose...


If you try to make ice cubes in the oven because you believe extreme cold is an effect of global warming...


If you have a list of things you're going to spend your social security check on in 2060 when the monthly pay out is -$924.87...


If the evil terrorist Rush Limbaugh must be destroyed...wait...whats that?...His name is Osama? Really? Osama Limbaugh?...


If you want to attend an Iranian rally for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so you can hurl your panties at him...


If you own a vial of Nancy Pelosi's tears that she was only able to shed because she missed a botox party...


If you can physically tell the difference between Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow....


If you don't think it's funny to put polar bears in Al Gore's pool because "they have nowhere else to go"....


If you stop objecting to public nativity scenes because they now include Obama in them as a wise man, or preferably baby Jesus...


YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!

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'Lil TeaBagger is Ready to be an ObamaCare Enforcer

I already had this in a previous blog post, but I really like it and wanted to share again, because when ObamaCare bankrupts the country there wont be any room for "I told you so," as we'll be crammed up to our ears in debt...

As a result the only way we'll be able to reduce the cost of ObamaCare is to reduce our use of it. A great way to reduce the use is to force people to live healthier lifestyles.....and 'Lil TeaBagger is ready to lead the way on that front!


If you're wondering what the heck 'Lil TeaBagger is click here for an explanation

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Joe Biden: A Portrait

I did this piece a while ago..sometimes I get comments that it looks familiar.




It was in fact inspired by a famous photograph....



Needless to say its more of a contrast than a comparison. :-D

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New poem: The Haiku About ObamaCare

The latest Haiku to added the poetry section...


ObamaCare passed!
It is the perfect cure for
smaller government

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I Think This is How Obama Convinced Stupak on ObamaCare

I can't imagine it going down any other way...


How Obama convinced Stupak on ObamaCare
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'Lil TeaBagger Smacks Some Sense Into Biden

If you're wondering what the heck this is click here for an explanation

Lil TeaBagger and Biden
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What ObamaCare's Change Really Looks Like

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When Obamacare Passed Congress I Didn't See Any Singing Fat Ladies

Unlike the experience of liberals hearing the name Barack Obama for first time, I don't remember the exact day or time I knew for a fact that God exists, but I remember how I got to that point.

Before that moment I was very liberal on the matter of religion and morality in general. I thought that all religions in general could and did bring about positive influence in the lives of people. I also thought that as long as you are a good person you were bound for whatever heaven was supposed to be. Whatever good meant to me back then I'll never be able to actually tell you, but it was probably as ambiguous as the meaning of "pro-life" is to a Democrat.

AKA liberal hell part one

It was 2004, I was in college, it was my final year before entering the "real" world. I was heavily involved with my school's College Republican chapter and I wrote op ed's for the school paper (as far as I knew I was literally the lone conservative voice in the entire campus media, and it was at one of the largest universities in my state).

One night I was driving in my car and I started thinking about of my efforts in being a part of the fight for the Republican party. The Democrats were having their primaries and I was wondering if we could succeed in getting President Bush reelected, which then lead me to start thinking about how electoral fortunes come and go for both parties.

Then......like a woman who watches The View to gain IQ points...what should have been so obvious to begin with dawned on me.....

Except for entitlements, Nancy Pelosi's face and Ted Kennedy's halitosis

Nothing we do can last forever. The results of elections have shelf lives, and with little exception the legacy of campaigns don't tend to last after they've been gone for a generation or so.

Then I started to realize the same was true of life in general, more precisely this life.

So that's why Robert Byrd has so many buildings named after him

When we die we live on in the people who knew us directly, after this we usually become a distant memory to the people who knew them, beyond that any influence we held in this life is all but forgotten.

I couldn't help but think what the point of it all was if nothing we do lives very far beyond our time on Earth. I realized at that point that we aren't living for this life. We are working toward the next life, our real and eternal life.

To make a long story short, I not only realized that without question God exists, but over the last few years I began to really understand that we are made for His glory.

Luckily, its also very covered by the government now

What happened on that Sunday night, March 21, 2010 is a shining example of all of this. The work of Ronald Reagan and his legacy came to a close. It is very depressing.

Remembering the fact that God, not man, is in control of all things is quite literally the only thing that helps me cope with nights like this, which as The Drudge Report put it, is "a day that will live in INFIRMARY."

We also need to accept this defeat as something that must happen in accordance with His plan. I prayed as millions have prayed that this wouldn't pass. He didn't answer that prayer and while I don't like it I know there is a reason.

Just because He didn't intercede now doesn't mean he wont later. Its entirely possible that this defeat is meant to strengthen our resolve to fight even harder to preserve this Christian nation and take the principals that ushered in the Reagan Revolution to establish a new legacy, one that God-fearing leaders like Reagan could be proud of.

Millions acted against Obamacare in the form of protests, now its time to take action against the ENTIRE government we currently have by acting in the form of organizing, donating, calling, knocking on doors, and most of all using the new media to beat back this president and his lapdogs in congress at their own game.

I know I'm in.

Throughout all of this we need leaders worthy and willing to serve Him above their lust for a place of power in this country to emerge. We the people will need to support them when they are right, and check them when they are wrong.

In doing all of this we MUST continue to pray to God that He will be the wind at our backs...its the only way we will find success in any of this.

I didn't see any fat ladies singing in Congress during that vote...did you?

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