Rumor has it that before Helena Bohnam Carter was cast in the latest Alice In Wonderland movie Tim Burton wanted the film to have a more political undertone...
I didn't start said rumor...and by "didn't" I mean "maybe."
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I received this joke in my email and I just laughed my butt off...
Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Virginia, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Virginia drawl, pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'Add a comment
The best metaphor
For Barack's presidency?
What rhymes with orange?
Where are the paddles?
Why is this creek flowing shit?
Since becoming president there has been the ongoing question of why President Obama doesn't have time for church, when asked about it he says sites the problem of encountering security issues everywhere he goes.
Look, I don't make it to church every week (I should), so I can cut him some slack, but can we come up with a better excuse already? Security concerns, really? This is coming from the guy who flies Air Force One around the world like he's taking a trip to Starbucks.
Anyway, I'm starting to think maybe all he makes time for is the church of Chuck Schultz.
And now, for a reading from the gospel according to Sally:
Now I get it...its Bush's fault!Add a comment
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So the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People votes that the Tea Party is racist a day after the first black woman to be First Lady in the country's history speaks on increasing intensity against apparent continued racial inequality. Isn't that like the pot calling the...no no no...I don't hate a sufficient amount of cracka iotas to be allowed to go there....
It really sucks that conservatives are so intellectually inferior compared to liberals that we are the only ones that see the irony of Michelle Obama telling the NAACP that black people still have a tough road to hoe in America as if her husband's name is Jim Crowe.
Honestly, I don't care to be lectured by someone who only became a fan of America after she realized she could be its first lady. This is America, Michelle, not the 2005 Chicago White Sox no fairweather fans allowed.
To be fair to the NAACP they do say they are not condemning the entire Tea Party, just its racist fringe...
If only the Tea Party were considerate enough to be more like the Black Panthers, it would save the NAACP the trouble of having to make any distinction in the first place.
How about we get a resolution denouncing the racist elements of the Obama Administration, known as...the Obama Administration. Or is the next phase of "Advancing" colored people actually having a Department of "Justice" that drops charges of already convicted Black Panthers who obstruct the electoral process and publicly advocate the murder of white people and their babies?
This is madness! How are the Obama's not embarrassed by any of this? I know the media protects them, but I'm pretty sure even Paris Hilton has more self-respect.
I don't know...Maybe I'm being too harsh, in fact, I know I am. I'm sure Michelle Obama left the NAACP and went to visit the oil spill in the gulf and brought her class and dignity with her there, finally....
.........um........Nice shirt Michelle........ What did you do? Ask your fashion czar what goes best with oil spill?
Man oh man, is it 2013 yet?Add a comment
This is a fantastic cartoon from Right Change. Check out their website here. What I love most about this is its all in her own words! By the looks of their site these guys came to play, so check them out!
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I know his approval rating is dropping faster than Pelosi's face after some bad botox, so this piece may seem obsolete, but having an approval rating in the 40's is still significant. A lot of people still don't get it about this guy. If 40% of your body was suffering from 3rd degree burns...you might not make it.
This was based on one of my satire headlines I wrote about a year ago:
Obama Announces Establishment Of Official Fan Club: Friends Of Obama League (FOOL)
I know its not the typical smart ass piece people are coming to expect from me...like yesterday's post...but I enjoyed doing it, I do graphic design for really boring subject matter for a living, so it was fun nice to "design" something artistic to my liking for a change.Add a comment
I know this is a big snore for liberals who prefer whiney rock ballads done in a "progressive" light that don't actually say anything real or inspire the listener to fight for change that is better. This song and video is none of that, and its pretty awesome, if you like this then click here to check out Krista Branch at iTunes.Add a comment