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A Birthday Card for Obama

There is a small but growing debate about whether or not President Obama's age is approaching or has already passed Biden's IQ. The way things are going I'm wondering if the same argument should start to happen with the big 0 himself.

Ok, its a made up debate, but can anyone give me even one reason why it shouldn't be?

All kidding aside, I hope President Obama's birthday is as happy as the country is with his leadership.

Check the tag on this guy...Made in Kenya?

Roll your mouse over 0's birthday card to see the inside and the who's who of signatures...

Obama Birthday Card

If for some reason the rollover doesn't work...

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When Rock Stars Are More Qualified to Be President...

Something had to get Tipper's panties in a bunch, and we know it wasn't Al. So the question is...why pick on Twisted Sister?

Oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we've Got The Right To Choose And
there Ain't No Way We'll Lose It
this Is Our Life, This Is Our Song
we'll Fight The Powers That Be Just
don't Pick Our Destiny 'cause
you Don't Know Us, You Don't Belong

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh You're So Condescending
your Gall Is Never Ending
we Don't Want Nothin', Not A Thing From You
your Life Is Trite And Jaded
boring And Confiscated
if That's Your Best, Your Best Won't Do

we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

oh We're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
no Way!

we're Right/yeah
we're Free/yeah
we'll Fight/yeah
you'll See/yeah

we're Not Gonna Take It
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

we're Not Gonna Take It, No!
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

just You Try And Make Us
we're Not Gonna Take It
come On
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
you're All Worthless And Weak
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore
now Drop And Give Me Twenty
we're Not Gonna Take It
oh Crinch Pin
no, We Ain't Gonna Take It
oh You And Your Uniform
we're Not Gonna Take It Anymore

Twisted Sister

If you forget the fact that these guys look like they just did the walk of shame from Barney Frank's house their song sounds something like an anthem for the Tea Party...

Of course the Dems wanted to stop them...

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Who Plays Pelosi in a Movie About Her Life?

Obama picks Shabazz's Nose

This was inspired by a satire headline I wrote back on October 21, 2009:

Actually making it Cruella was just way too easy a story to write, I felt like I needed to work for it a bit...

If its tough to read you can click the image to see a larger version.

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Caption Fun: Obama on The View

Roll your mouse over each person in the picture to see their caption. Comment with your own if you have 'em!

Sun Sun Venus Venus Venus Venus

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Barack The Busy Bee

Obama skipped the Boy Scout Jamboree celebrating their 100 years in existence so he could be on The View.

Boy Scout spokesman Deron Smith graciously excused the abscence, rightly pointing out how, "it just depends on his schedule..." 

What would that schedule look like anyway? Hmm.....

Presidential letterhead

As usual you can click on the image to view it at full size.

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The Anti-ACLU

The Alliance Defense Fund is what the ACLU would be if it would just lay off the smack long enough to realize its a soul-sold whore protecting some of the most evil behavior humanity is capable of.

Its not often I get in the role of advocacy, because that's not necessarily the purpose of this blog, but this is a good organization that is literally doing God's work in protecting the "freedom of religion" part of the first amendment.

I recently spotted an article involving them on at Fox News titled Lawsuit Claims College Ordered Student to Alter Religious Views on Homosexuality, Or Be Dismissed. This piqued my curiosity as to what country this fascist nonsense was happening in.

A graduate student in Georgia is suing her university after she was told she must undergo a remediation program due to her beliefs on homosexuality and transgendered persons.

Georgia.....hmmm.....the one that borders Russia....right?

The student, Jennifer Keeton, 24, has been pursuing a master's degree in school counseling at Augusta State University since 2009, but school officials have informed her that she'll be dismissed from the program unless she alters her "central religious beliefs on human nature and conduct," according to a civil complaint filed last week.

Oh holy hell they mean our Georgia! As should be imagined, a lawsuit is in progress and the ADF is on the case.

Yeah I already read the story so I shouldn't feign shock, but like a Democrat proposing a new government program to solve some problem, every time I click the link I like to think "maybe this time would be different."

I love how Augusta State faculty deems that Keeton needs "remediation." Maybe they're embarrassed that Keeton has made it all the way through the public education gauntlet to grad school while maintaining her faith.

Maybe the faculty of Augusta State University should go through American Remediation and be exposed to the secret documents that frame our laws and value the Constitution.

I have to be honest, I'm not surprised that we've been moving toward this Brave New Anti-Christian world, but it is kind of a shock to see the machine that fulfills Orwell's prophecies working so brazenly in a state like Georgia. I guess that unlike illegal immigration in Arizona it looks like re-education camps know no borders.

"The faculty identifies Miss Keeton's views as indicative of her improper professional disposition to persons of such populations," the lawsuit reads.

Point, Augusta State...I have no doubt these Orwellian-college-think-monkeys who want to expel students, who are not actually failing out of school, for having the audacity to be Christian (aka the REAL audacity of hope) would know exactly what it means to have an "improper professional disposition."

Maybe they'll back off if she changes her name to Iraq, or Iran, or Shirley Sherrod

I will grant the university this, we don't know from the article what Keeton has written that has given them cause for concern. However, all of this is taking place at a public institution, and her first amendment right to both speech and religion are protected. Should she graduate and start a career as a counselor her record at that point should speak for itself and not have to endure preemptive strikes launched against it by a bunch of book jockey's that don't live in the real world.

Keeton has already become a cause celeb on Facebook, she has both a Support and Remove page for her.

The "Remove" page actually has some surprisingly intelligent reasons for why the university is right, click here for a screen shot featuring one of them (WARNING: don't click if you don't like profanity.)

As of this writing I don't know if that eloquently worded gem of persuasion is still posted there, but I don't care to keep checking either.

If you can, please support the Alliance Defense Fund. They are the first, last, and more often than not, only line of defense against the secular and anti-christian madness that has been gradually strengthening it's grip on the country. I have donated money to them and you can donate here.

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Oliver Stone in Context

It's not news that many Hollywood elites like Oliver Stone are apologists for, if not downright friendly to leftist dictators, and are more than likely commies themselves.

Now Oliver Stone latest documentary intellectual snuff film "Secret History of America" seeks to put guys like Hitler and Stalin "in context." (according to this Newsbusters post)

If you want to place bets on how many days will pass before I will buckle down and watch that fine piece of cinema, I would take the over on that.....WAY OVER. Even then you still might lose, because I don't how your bookie would be able to gauge the over on eternity.

The only movie I remember seeing of his was World Trade Center, and that's because watching it didn't propel me into some leftist twilight zone. At this point, however, I think there is only one other Oliver Stone movie I would ever plunk down stimulus money for the rest of my time in this life....

It may be hard to read, if so, click the image to see it at full resolution.

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Top 10 Things You MIGHT NOT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

Check out its companion post Top 10 Things You MIGHT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

10. That's a great idea! But I'm afraid it might be unconstitutional. ;-(

9. I don't know...even Rahm admits there's something about Glenn Beck that makes him dead sexy.

8. That's ok, I can conduct the meeting without the teleprompters.

7. Next item on the agenda to address is...Country music, not patriotic enough?

6. Oh look, news reporters....yay....

5. Look at all these crises! (Sigh) vacation canceled...

4. Golf can wait, so tell me more about this...what do you call it? Oh yes yes, the "budget deficit."

3. 2-4-6-8 We will never race bait!

2. Sorry I'm late, I was reading the Arizona Immigration law.

1. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.....

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Top 10 Things You MIGHT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

Check out the companion post Top 10 Things You MIGHT NOT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting

10. Since they have the agenda we can't start until the
teleprompters get here.

9. Sorry Joe, a big air conditioner wont stop global warming...

8. Thank you Ms. Sherrod for joining us on "bring your gaffe to work day."

7. Lets make this quick, the czars are throwing me a pizza party
in 10 minutes.

6. Um, Mr. President, you called Hillary "senator" again

5. Can't we just use the stimulus money to buy an approval rating?

4. And then I told Hillary, "yeah it was in the Oval Office, but at least we're married."

3. 2-4-6-8 America depreciate!

2. Can I be vice president today daddy?

1. Alright guys, who hacked my phone to make my text messages
say "LOL"?

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What Obama Doesn't Know...

Here is another joke I received in an email. Get used to me sharing them, and send me yours!

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?"

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