I know a lot of people had held their breath on whether or not Obama was going to support the mosque that is going to be built at Ground Zero. I knew as clear as
day Biden's head that he would support it when poll after poll was showing the country, to put it mildly, is at a minimum 2 to 1 opposed to its construction. So I just knew he would come down on the wrong side of it because his brain is less like an organ of his body and more like a hall of broken mirrors.
Great! He wont comment on the "wisdom" of the mosque...what a wise guy! Not only does first amendment guarantee that religious organizations be allowed exist and worship, but they are also absolutely allowed to build any building anywhere at anytime! Meaning they are exempt from any and all local zoning laws that could prevent them from being erected at emotionally charged open wounds such as Ground Zero.
I mean honestly, its not like they want to build something REALLY bad...like a Walmart....
Wow, for once I have to say I totally agree that Obama can't respond to EVERY local issue that comes across his BlackBerry, presidents don't have time for that stuff. I know I know, 9-11 was an event of national significance, but Obama has to give the local government of New York City its due deference to make its own decisions on matters such as this because the federal government has WAY bigger fish to fry anyway. Laws that prohibit illegal immigration in podunk nowhere localities like Arizona aren't going to sue themselves!
The notion that this is a play to protect religious freedom is probably the greatest straw man constructed by liberals since they elevated Joe "if I only had a brain" Biden to the vice presidency. Nobody is saying they can't build the mosque at all! If that were the case then its supporters would actually have a point, which would probably prompt panic in the Obama Administration since they've never actually seen one before.
Almost everyone can agree that they have a right to build their mosque, period. Furthermore, THAT they worship is NOT the issue. The issue is WHERE they want to worship.
If the Cordoba Initiative was truly interested in seeking unity and reconciliation between Islam and the west, as they say they are, they would never fight to build their mosque steps away from Ground Zero. They certainly wouldn't dedicate it on the 10 year anniversary of 9-11 .
By the way...where were these liberal first amendment warriors, for example, when a DC cop busted school kids for praying at the steps of the Supreme Court?
This isn't about the first amendment at all! This is just another chance for liberals to have another "look at me" moment. They think those of us who oppose this mosque are a bunch of bigoted troglodytes who are just too weepy about 9-11 still to transcend its tragedy.
Remember this in a couple of months when the ACLU is on red alert and we Christians are expected to swallow "Happy Holidays" as if nobody knows which holiday is being celebrated. For liberals support for this mosque is nothing more than a public display of their own moral vanity.Add a comment
Actually not an easy task trying to come up with good ones (I'm not sure I did), but it seemed fun to at least attempt. This was inspired by the #LiberalPickupLines hastag on Twitter.
If you're not a fan of juvenile and/or sexual innuendo then some of these may not be for you...consider yourself warned.
Lets go back to my place so we can hike up your taxes and bash some Bush
Can I get someone else to buy you a drink?
Is the money in your pocket inflated or are you just happy to see me?
How about going out for taxes and sex? What?!? You don't like sex?
My safety word is "Lower my taxes"
I'm hung lower than Congress's approval rating
I wanna ride you like a Prius
I'm going to love you 'till Obama reads Arizona's immigration law.
(San Francisco special) Is that a banana in your pocket or are you really a dude
My safety word is "Praise Jesus Amen!"
Let me buy you a glass of Blame Bush, its my favorite red whine
You know what they say about guys with big carbon footprints....they have big private jets
Here are some of my favorites from Twitter's #LiberalPickupLines hashtag
"You had me at Mao!"
your mouth says "no," but this order from the 9th District Court of Appeals says "yes"
I get nude for animals. How about you?
Whats a Nice Girl like you doing in an Abortion Clinic like this?
I will make you scream the name of that guy you don't believe in.
My parents aren't home right now."
"I'm a covered benefit under your health insurance plan."
Can I organize your community?"
"Come up to my apartment and I'll show you some REAL inflation."
If you were Afghanistan I would never pull out.
Here are some good ones from a thread at Free Republic.
If I told you you had a nice Pelosi, would you hold it against me
Just call me Ralph Nader. Unsafe at any speed
I love the way you braided your armpit hair.Add a comment
Here is another great joke (I sort of use the word loosely here...you'll see why) that was sent to me via email thats too good to not share:
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!Add a comment
Other than hearing rumors that around the holidays if you place a glass of milk and a plate of race cards by a constitution burning fireplace he moves in to your home, pays below market rent and doesn't tell Congress, I don't actually know all that much about Charlie Rangel.
I can say that I don't understand what motivates the 80 year old to fight for a career he should have ended a generation ago so he wouldn't have to stick around long enough to get caught with 13 counts of ethics violations.
Maybe its me, but I get such a spiritual charge out of hearing Sharpton getting all reverendy and comparing Rangel to Jesus Christ. I'm ashamed to admit that sometimes I wonder about about his credibility, and then he says something like this and all of my faith in him is restored in a manner not unlike the honor of the men he falsely accused of raping Tawana Brawley.
Unfortunately for democracy, chances are Sharpton is right. According to a source more reliable than Biden playing Jeopardy, Rangel's Wikipedia page points out how "Rangel has won re-election every two years since (his first election to Congress), often with over 90 percent of the vote."
This explains exactly why he's refusing to back down from the ethics charges he's facing right now, he NEVER has to work for the power he has been given and he feels entitled to it. I can understand how this can be when election nights for him since 1970 have been just another reason to have a party to celebrate being the least accountable congressman ever.
These are exactly the seeds with which corruption is sown and we're expected to believe Charlie has been totally impervious to all of it for the entire 40 years he has been in Congress. I don't know why he doesn't just tell the truth since his "resurrection" is inevitable anyway.
That said, I'm not really sure I want to know what resurrection looks like for a crusty 80 year old.....
Last January Harry Reid activated his racist force-field and successfully deflected what would've been career ending condescension of blacks by extolling Obama's light skin and absent "Negro dialect" Well I guess he was experiencing withdrawals of some kind:
............ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........................I'm going to go with yes, you do!!!
I know a lot of lay people who would say something so stupid, but why does a national leader like Harry Reid continue to open that hole of his and remove all doubt about the fool that he is? How do minorities allow themselves to be spoken of in such a way? Even if they're Democrats, how can they be ok with anyone saying they basically are too dumb to have minds of their own and they should act like the herd of cattle that morons like Reid think they are?
I don't know Sharon Angle, I'm sure she's a great lady. I would happily vote for her if I was a Nevadan, but Reid should hit his knees and thank God every day that Marco Rubio isn't his opponent. By Reid's litmus test that is one "CONFUSED" Hispanic that would smoke him like a Cuban in any debate, any day of the week.
If Reid were a Republican the media would be investigating his personal tailor to find out what his hood size is, but he's a Democrat...the rules don't apply to him
Two can play at this game, by the way. How about I don't know how anyone of Zombie heritage could be a Republican....OKAY! Need I say more?
Even though zombies don't exist I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm pretty sure my assertion is way more accurate.
The YouTube video with the remark didn't show what question, if any, led to this latest gem of brilliance from the honorable (a ha, a ha ha ha) majority leader of the Senate. Leaving me with the unenviable task of having to guess what would prompt such an answer. Feel free to share your guesses by commenting below:
Lets talk about the race for governor, your son doesn't want to use the family name, how would you like to change the subject?
Say something racist in 20 words or less....go!
Would you like to take this opportunity to dispel the vicious rumors that you’re an idiot?
Any comments on Sharon Angle’s preference of Burger King over Taco Bell?
Do Republicans share your passion for bringing telenovelas to PBS?
Why do Democrats think re-fried beans make good brain food?
Is that a picture of Castro on your race card?
Whats on your mouth? Taco sauce or lipstick?
They say dogs tend to look like their master, do you own a Chihuahua?
Why is Eva Longoria your favorite Desperate Housewife?
What's Spanish for "pandering little wiener?"
When he came to Washington how relieved were you that Scott Brown was a white dude?
How excited are you about the Hugo Chavez endorsement?
I know Reid is slightly ahead in the polls, but Sharon Angle has to try to lose running against idiocy like this.Add a comment
For years we've been howling about how biased the media is in favor of liberals, and we've been wrong. Bias suggests its a little accidental, and I think they know exactly what they're doing. Wherever George Orwell is right now his hand must be sore from high-fiving all the souls around him because this president vindicates his prophesies.
Today's mainstream media has totally pulled back the bias mask to reveal the full-blown propagandists that they are for all things Democrat. Their naked defense of Michelle Obama's trip to Spain has been just too much to take.
This proxy for the DNC press office is trying to act like its a bunch of right-wing bluster to criticize how the First Lady wants to take a load of in Spain on her nickel and our dime. They want to say that the cost to us is a drop in the bucket relative to, say, the average drop in the "working class's" 401K...soooooooooooooooooo, NO BIG DEAL?
(sigh) BIG FREAKIN' DEAL!. This president and first lady are acting like monarchs more than elected public servants, and they think we are either too stupid to know what they are doing, or too distracted to care.
I'll help them out...ITS NEITHER! Too many of us still remember how these sycophants eviscerated Sarah Palin in 2008 for wearing clothes paid for, and ultimately returned to the stores where they were purchased, by the RNC. Unlike the global frolics of the media's deities-in-chief, taxpayer money WAS NOT taken to pay for any of it.
Better yet, how about the days of George W. Bush not being able to take a leak without them spinning it into how "Bush once Again Seeks Escape to Relieve Himself of Life's Pressures, Sparking Speculation Dick is Actually In Charge.", let alone take a working "vacation" at his Texas ranch.
If you listen to the arrogance in the tone of Cokie "is how I form my opinions" Roberts it just sounds like she is trying to simultaneously condescend and reassure that our negative perception of Queen Michelle's excellent adventure is totally bogus, and we really should wait for trained professionals to give us our opinion about it before we make our brains bleed.
By the way Cokie, I've heard better excuses from the mouths of the idiots on Cheaters
Seriously, I'm waiting for the day when these fools start a broadcast with "you are getting veeeeeerrrrrrry sleepy..."
I don't want to parrot at great length how economically out of touch the Obamas really are, because it's oh so self evident by now anyway. I do want to point out they could've taken almost all of the wind out of their critics sails by chartering a private flight on their dime instead of using Air Force 2, so they can finally let Biden have it.
This is why they hate Fox News and the internet so much. They're the airholes in the jar the mainstream media has trapped us in.
Can anyone imagine a USA without either of those lifelines to honest discourse? Bolshevik Obama's paradigm shift would've won out before he was even done organizing communities in that utopia formerly known as Chicago.
I never thought I would say this, but the only monarchs I want to see in America are the and the only queen I want to see in politics is .
I REALLY wish there was a way to collect a refund on our crappy leadership. Talk about erasing the national debt.Add a comment
So here's the deal, recovery.gov needs its name changed to something more realistic, heres what I think certain people would suggest. Add your ideas by commenting below!
Rahm Emmanuel: getf**kedupandraisetaxeswoooohoooo.gov
John Kerry: close-loopholes.gov/or-theyll-miss-the-boat
Nancy Pelosi: dont-tax-my-stuff.com/botox
Tim Geithner: notmyproblem.gov/haha
Vice President Biden: recession.bfd
President Obama: cling2change.gov/yours
Al Gore: buycarboncredits.mobi/private-jet
Chris Dodd: i-gots-mine.net/gain/countrywide
Hillary Clinton: howdoyoulikemenow.f.u/2012
Eric Holder: i-dont-read.info/?recession
Barney Frank: no-fannie_yes-freddie.org/y
Michelle Obama: my-sacrifice-is-none-of-your.biz
Ever since Obama' started chastising the GOP for not coming up with "new" ideas, I've been wondering what "new" ideas could be originating from his administration...
10. Point out how our trillion dollar deficits meet the goal of avoiding gazillion dollar deficits.
9. Hire the first official White House chiropractor under the code name, "Dr. Obowma."
8. Make it crystal clear that the president TOTALLY opposes gay marriage....except in cases where the participants are straight (or gay)...seriously though...yuck... ;-D
7. Muslim outreach will include NASA putting Mars on hold until the president knows the effects of zero gravity on jihad.
6. Extol the virtuous dichotomy of the First Lady being both Obesity Czar and Secretary of Let-Them-Eat-Cake.
5. The president should golf A LOT so the public can associate him with a hero like Tiger Woods.
4. The TOTUS's suggested to the FLOTUS that if its cool with the SCOTUS the POTUS should appoint Barney Frank to a newly formed office of HOMOTUS.
3. 90% employment places our economic policy at a 10% rate of success.
2. The president can NEVER be wrong....we need to find 7 more states.
1. Restore the death tax so we can collect a fortune on killing the American Dream.Add a comment