So former RNC chair and Bush campaign leader Ken Mehlman has come out of a closet that apparently had a glass door because it seems to have been the most open secret ever.
Now he's apparently expected to become some kind of poster boy for why the GOP should finally sign on to gay marriage. Which is an argument I'd much rather have than talking about ObamaCare, or our impending national bankruptcy, or anything consequential really. Why save the country when you can obsess a little more about sex?
Here's a compromise...he can be chief decoration officer for the 2012 RNC. Maybe now the GOP will get it's much needed pizazz.
Ooooh! Scratch that! He can be Prince of Pizazz!
Or Pizazz Czar!
Picture this for a TV show pitch.....Queer Eye for the Right Guy
He could even spearhead the Republican gay outreach under the banner: Red White and Fabu!
He could explain why some gays are JUST FABULOUS and others are
What a whole new world for conservatives!....Does saying pizazz a lot make you.....you know?
Seriously though why does this have to be a story? Did Ken think we needed to make his sex life a national discussion? I should have actually titled this post "Somebody Needs Attention."Add a comment
If I was unemployed and given the choice of selling sacks of crap covered quarters for a dollar apiece, commission only....without gloves...in a bikini or defending democrats, which job do you think I would want to take?
So apparently Obama had a headache and popped stupid pills instead of Tylenol, because he sent Joe Biden to respond to Minority Leader Boehner's call to fire the Obama economic team (via the Chicago Tribunes political blog The Swamp).
Now I'm talkin'!
Literally...into the ground....literally guys. For two years before the crash of 2008 the powerless GOP minority took the economy and buried it in the ground...literally...so that the democrats, in the majority and running congress, couldn't find it. This is clearly why Obama wanted the "stimulus" to produce "shovel-ready" jobs last year.
As if that's not enough. Here comes the money shot...
We are approaching a point where the world would rather use poison ivy than the dollar, spending is so out of control jealous drunken sailors want their expression back, everyone expects a double dip recession because of the impending tax hikes, and Joe Biden thinks there is NO DOUBT we are moving in the right direction?
What movie, pray tell, is that? Yeah, ok, Bush was president. But everything started turning to crappy quarters after the Dem takeover of congress in 2006, so my guess is Joey B thinks Boehner's movie is something Disney
Which begs the question if they're the anti-GOP then what the hell kind of movie have they been playing?
These pigs have been telling us to squeal for them for 4 years, and only fools mainlining MSNBC into the crater in their head where their brain would normally be believe Democrats are actually pulling us out of a ditch dug exclusively by the GOP.
If they keep this up the only demographic that will be left for them to persuade will be babies literally born yesterday.Add a comment
Check out this cartoon submitted by an anonymous cartoonist to iOwnTheWorld. If you haven't heard Disney is dealing with a controversy with an employee who is Muslim woman over wearing her head scarf (hijab).
Disneyland says she has to follow their dress code and lose the hijab, and she says no.
I can appreciate the first amendment religious freedom rational here, but if the first amendment were really the issue here then dress codes everywhere should be abolished for oppressing speech.
Bottom line, Disney is a private company and there are A LOT of other places this woman can work that won't force her to dress in a way that doesn't work for her....seriously.
I had an issue with what to wear to work once, I was so uncomfortable with an employers dress code that my career as a bikini model was over before it could even begin.
I'm filing this under "wish I thought of this!"Add a comment
There's the wisdom of Confucious....
and then there is the wisdumb of Biden....
Everyone say ObamaCare for you...NO HE DO NOT!
How do Barney Frank become Congressman, dinosaur extinct!
When Halloween come don't suggest Barack dress up like USA citizen.
soots suits because she is girl.
Botox a lot, but Pelosi wont tell what it say.
Obama tax hikes are a big f**king steal.
I say FDR was on TV in Great Depression, I wrong, TV don't have feelings.
Obama make America prison so Democrat can be hope on rope.
I never plagiarize, I don't even know rules of game.
Anthony Wiener need tell Barney it just his name.
Mrs. Biden say too much stimulus hurt her bottom line.
Barack should only fight terrorist after he learn to beat daughters at Stratego.
Hair plug tickle Cheney's brain, I don't have same problem.
I not know Tea Party not birthday celebration for Mr. T.
When Barack vacation, freedom vacation too.
Fox News like kid in school who remind teacher forget to give homework
Barack tell me as Vice President chain of command is Him, Michelle, Nancy, Hillary, Cabinet, Congress, all Governors, Sasha, Malia, Mrs. Biden, ladies on The View, Lindsay Lohan, THEN me...then China.
Approval ratings should be like golf score so Barack feel better.
I could see the potential for people being offended for mocking a Chinese persons broken English...I want to make clear that's not at all what I was doing
If you Twitter check out and add to the #BidenSay hashtag.Add a comment
While I hate having to do this, but it must be said I'm not a "birther." This idea popped in my head and I just had to do it.
If you want to read what it says click on it. You can also make one of your own at www.kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/Add a comment
While recently assuring that election night is going to be rosier for Democrats than most people think Biden had this to say about the alternative to Democrats growth of government and previously unachieved trillion dollar deficits
....Ummmm....In the past we spent less money, had less debt, and more jobs...even if we put all three of these on steriods the GOP's batting average would be .333 points better than how the Dems are currently doing.
Is it just me or is it blindingly obvious that the Dems have absolutely nothing to run on? I know this is REALLY over simplifying things, but even in the simplest terms the facts just aren't on their side.
They keep talking about the past in these abstract terms and assigning blame to an out-of-luck lame duck GOP president for a recession that started when they controlled congress, and got WAY worse when they added the presidency to their trophy case.
So what is it exactly that the GOP would put on steroids that has the hair plugs on Biden's neck standing on edge? We never know because the media never forces Dems to explain themselves. They should thank God for that because in all honesty, children would sound more coherent trying to explain how Obamacare works.
The Republican response to this was pretty amusing:
Republicans said Biden was taking a vacation from reality, noting the 9.5 percent U.S. unemployment rate, a skyrocketing national debt and the highest jobless claims in nine months.
"Joe Biden is still desperately trying to convince Democrats that the economy is on the right track," said Republican National Committee spokesman Bill Riggs. "It's clear that Barack Obama and Joe Biden are completely out of touch."
I would like to congratulate Biden for winning a spot in the next ad for F.O.O.L....
Click the image to see a larger version....and I think I'm on to something with that "Biden say" crack....hmmm...
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Five years ago we were told Iran was 5 years away from a functioning nuclear reactor, and liberals said this was crazy talk.
Well its five years later...and "I told you so" is going to be really hard to appreciate when you're trying to hide from nuclear fallout.
How the credibility of the these people hasn't vaporized is a testament to the power of the forcefield the liberal media erects around its own. Thanks to those idiots more people know who Bristol Palin's son&'s play dates are than the name of the man trying to literally hurl us toward Armageddon.
I can't even begin to figure out how to put into words the anger I feel at how unaware the media is of their complicity in what seems to be our increasingly inevitable destruction. They will do ANYTHING to excuse liberal world-ending incompetence.
On that note here's an example of my "imagination" on that matter...
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I don't know what to add to this, so I wont...except share this with EVERYONE you know.
Ok I lied...I have something to add. We hear from a lot of "moderates" that conservatives cling too hard to Reagan. They FAIL to understand that its not Reagan we cling to, its his rhetoric. In the end its not even truly his rhetoric....its His rhetoric.
Its no wonder they want us to forget
him Him them both.
Via PowerLine.Add a comment
So the downward double-helix of Obama's public persona continues to unravel...now roughly 1 in 5 people asked think Obama is Muslim.
White House Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton says the president is "obviously Christian," so I'm not really sure why this continues to be a question...
As far as the Muslim bandwagon is concerned, I'm not there yet, and probably wont ever be there. I will say this, I'm not willing to go about saying who is and who isn't whatever religion...but his Christianity is not obvious by any means.Add a comment
As President Obama is now in Martha's Vineyard for his 6th apparent vacation of the year here is a headline from The Drudge Report:
Martha's Vineyard waters contaminated with fecal bacteria
.......still no word if he'll be a man and fess up to it.
By the way, while this is going on Drudge leads with...
Well, I hope his vacation is as happy as our enemies are about to be.Add a comment
If you haven't noticed yet I like getting really good jokes from people, and will share them every chance I get, here's another good one.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
It is never too early to start a list like this! This was inspired by the #Obama2012Slogan hashtag on Twitter...
Hope and Change you can be leavin'
Oh GD Not Again!
Gettin' back my Mojo with No Joe, Obama Clinton 2012
BO never smelled so good
Because there's still so much left to tax...
Obama Clinton Clinton Obama 2012
Crises you can vacation on
My next inaugural ball will be a Ground Zero Mosquerade
FINALLY ready to take responsi-BUSH!
The Economy: Wanted Dead
Because our enemies need more time
If you think I'm TNE DEAF now just wait till I'm termed out!
Obama for Czar-in-Chief
I Hope you'll Change my political diaper
FRE! More years...
Favorites from the #Obama2012Slogan hashtag
A Chicken in Every Pot and Two Mosques at Every Crater
"Now with executive experience!"
We Will Pass No Bill That We Have Read
Still looking for someone's ass to kick
Can't Somebody Else Do It?
Ahhh...Let Me Be Clear....
What, you gonna elect that Mormon guy?
Blame you can believe in!
Yes We Can! (it's just taking a little longer than we thought, that's all)
Give my white half a shot.
Because I appoint myself Executive Branch Czar!
Sucking the Air Out of Economies World Wide!
You Work, We Redistribute, Get Over It!Add a comment
There's this clever little joke the president told a few days ago. This Washington Post blog makes it sound like
he his teleprompter came up with it, but I've actually heard other liberals use it before him. I'm going to tell it my way...
Incidentally, I think he's absolutely right....
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I know a lot of people had held their breath on whether or not Obama was going to support the mosque that is going to be built at Ground Zero. I knew as clear as
day Biden's head that he would support it when poll after poll was showing the country, to put it mildly, is at a minimum 2 to 1 opposed to its construction. So I just knew he would come down on the wrong side of it because his brain is less like an organ of his body and more like a hall of broken mirrors.
Great! He wont comment on the "wisdom" of the mosque...what a wise guy! Not only does first amendment guarantee that religious organizations be allowed exist and worship, but they are also absolutely allowed to build any building anywhere at anytime! Meaning they are exempt from any and all local zoning laws that could prevent them from being erected at emotionally charged open wounds such as Ground Zero.
I mean honestly, its not like they want to build something REALLY bad...like a Walmart....
Wow, for once I have to say I totally agree that Obama can't respond to EVERY local issue that comes across his BlackBerry, presidents don't have time for that stuff. I know I know, 9-11 was an event of national significance, but Obama has to give the local government of New York City its due deference to make its own decisions on matters such as this because the federal government has WAY bigger fish to fry anyway. Laws that prohibit illegal immigration in podunk nowhere localities like Arizona aren't going to sue themselves!
The notion that this is a play to protect religious freedom is probably the greatest straw man constructed by liberals since they elevated Joe "if I only had a brain" Biden to the vice presidency. Nobody is saying they can't build the mosque at all! If that were the case then its supporters would actually have a point, which would probably prompt panic in the Obama Administration since they've never actually seen one before.
Almost everyone can agree that they have a right to build their mosque, period. Furthermore, THAT they worship is NOT the issue. The issue is WHERE they want to worship.
If the Cordoba Initiative was truly interested in seeking unity and reconciliation between Islam and the west, as they say they are, they would never fight to build their mosque steps away from Ground Zero. They certainly wouldn't dedicate it on the 10 year anniversary of 9-11 .
By the way...where were these liberal first amendment warriors, for example, when a DC cop busted school kids for praying at the steps of the Supreme Court?
This isn't about the first amendment at all! This is just another chance for liberals to have another "look at me" moment. They think those of us who oppose this mosque are a bunch of bigoted troglodytes who are just too weepy about 9-11 still to transcend its tragedy.
Remember this in a couple of months when the ACLU is on red alert and we Christians are expected to swallow "Happy Holidays" as if nobody knows which holiday is being celebrated. For liberals support for this mosque is nothing more than a public display of their own moral vanity.Add a comment
Actually not an easy task trying to come up with good ones (I'm not sure I did), but it seemed fun to at least attempt. This was inspired by the #LiberalPickupLines hastag on Twitter.
If you're not a fan of juvenile and/or sexual innuendo then some of these may not be for you...consider yourself warned.
Lets go back to my place so we can hike up your taxes and bash some Bush
Can I get someone else to buy you a drink?
Is the money in your pocket inflated or are you just happy to see me?
How about going out for taxes and sex? What?!? You don't like sex?
My safety word is "Lower my taxes"
I'm hung lower than Congress's approval rating
I wanna ride you like a Prius
I'm going to love you 'till Obama reads Arizona's immigration law.
(San Francisco special) Is that a banana in your pocket or are you really a dude
My safety word is "Praise Jesus Amen!"
Let me buy you a glass of Blame Bush, its my favorite red whine
You know what they say about guys with big carbon footprints....they have big private jets
Here are some of my favorites from Twitter's #LiberalPickupLines hashtag
"You had me at Mao!"
your mouth says "no," but this order from the 9th District Court of Appeals says "yes"
I get nude for animals. How about you?
Whats a Nice Girl like you doing in an Abortion Clinic like this?
I will make you scream the name of that guy you don't believe in.
My parents aren't home right now."
"I'm a covered benefit under your health insurance plan."
Can I organize your community?"
"Come up to my apartment and I'll show you some REAL inflation."
If you were Afghanistan I would never pull out.
Here are some good ones from a thread at Free Republic.
If I told you you had a nice Pelosi, would you hold it against me
Just call me Ralph Nader. Unsafe at any speed
I love the way you braided your armpit hair.Add a comment
Here is another great joke (I sort of use the word loosely here...you'll see why) that was sent to me via email thats too good to not share:
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!Add a comment
Other than hearing rumors that around the holidays if you place a glass of milk and a plate of race cards by a constitution burning fireplace he moves in to your home, pays below market rent and doesn't tell Congress, I don't actually know all that much about Charlie Rangel.
I can say that I don't understand what motivates the 80 year old to fight for a career he should have ended a generation ago so he wouldn't have to stick around long enough to get caught with 13 counts of ethics violations.
Maybe its me, but I get such a spiritual charge out of hearing Sharpton getting all reverendy and comparing Rangel to Jesus Christ. I'm ashamed to admit that sometimes I wonder about about his credibility, and then he says something like this and all of my faith in him is restored in a manner not unlike the honor of the men he falsely accused of raping Tawana Brawley.
Unfortunately for democracy, chances are Sharpton is right. According to a source more reliable than Biden playing Jeopardy, Rangel's Wikipedia page points out how "Rangel has won re-election every two years since (his first election to Congress), often with over 90 percent of the vote."
This explains exactly why he's refusing to back down from the ethics charges he's facing right now, he NEVER has to work for the power he has been given and he feels entitled to it. I can understand how this can be when election nights for him since 1970 have been just another reason to have a party to celebrate being the least accountable congressman ever.
These are exactly the seeds with which corruption is sown and we're expected to believe Charlie has been totally impervious to all of it for the entire 40 years he has been in Congress. I don't know why he doesn't just tell the truth since his "resurrection" is inevitable anyway.
That said, I'm not really sure I want to know what resurrection looks like for a crusty 80 year old.....