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MoveOn.org Actually Helps The GOP With This Video

Now I know where that ridiculous "Republicorp" sign MoveOn's Lauren Valle (the girl that got stomped) tried to shove in Rand Paul's face came from. If you have no other reason to vote for the GOP to totally thump the left on election day, just watch this...


...............I know, I feel stupidester too. I'm embarrased for them. I feel sorry for them. This video is so....so....sad.

The nicest thing I can say about it is if it was trying to be satire it failed miserably, and they really REALLY need to say it is satire.

If they wanted people to be persuaded to their point of view they should have focused on ridiculing what they think is wrong with the GOP, not create some over the top cartoonish reality that makes them look so Looney Tunes that the only choice is to vote for the adults in this election cycle...and if it ain't them its going to be, rightly or wrongly, the GOP by default.

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How Liberal Robots Argue

Spot on and shockingly gripping and entertaining.

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Conservative Satire Headlines October 29, 2010

Poll finds majority mistake Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" for election day.

Obama orders Biden to stop telling people Jon Stewart called him "dude-e head"

Flash shortage of manure hits nation as more Americans are choosing to dress up for Halloween this year as ObamaCare.

Hillary Clinton issues statement announcing that for Halloween this year she is going to be "vindicated."

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Why Gore Should Be Prohibited From Speaking

From the Daily Mail...my "editorial" comments are in yellow...

Green-minded campaigner Al Gore has been left red-faced after being accused of leaving his car running for almost an hour while he gave a lecture on sustainable development because this environazi power-pimp has to take steps to make sure the "problem" never actually goes away.

It is alleged that Gore made the gaffe while he spoke at the School of Business, Economics and Law in Gothenburg, Sweden on Wednesday. Are they sure it wasn't clown school?

His mistake was compounded further by the fact that he had asked his distinguished guests to attend the event by public transport in order to minimize CO2 emissions. It would've cramped his carbon footprint

Swedish law prohibits – for environmental reasons - any car engine being left running without its driver for more than 60 seconds. 

Read the entire article at The Daily Mail

There should be no further discussion on discussing whether or not we should even discuss "global warming" until there is a law that prohibits Al Gore from speaking for more than 60 seconds for A LOT more than just environmental reasons.

If there is any doubt to liberals that Gore has..



...much credibility left, then I just don't know what to do to get them to figure out their eco-pope is a fraud.

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Bill Maher is a Sphincter (to put it nicely)

Watch this video and prepare for some really salty language. This guy really boils my blood and I'm going to unload it here.



Bill Maher is an asshole. I don't mean asshole like he's the guy who is 20 years too old for the nightclub and hitting on girls who could be his daughter, or the old lady at the grocery store causing a line to form as she takes time to write her check on the debit card reader.

I mean this guy is so bad his mouth competes with his anus....I mean this guy's saliva is made of feces.

Vomit is not in his vocabulary of things his mouth does, but diarrhea is.

Given the hand Obama was dealt he gets an A?!? The man was dealt the royal f*#(king flush of politics, and he screwed up so bad its almost as if played it like he was Bill Maher.

The greatest example of how truly stupid this man is came about 7 years ago, when he was criticizing what he thought was the contrived diversity of the 2000 Republican National Convention. Then he cracked a joke about how the last time the Republicans had so many black people join them on stage they were selling them..........

Its when he blows that big dumb nose.

..........That's right, the political party that freed the slaves sold them. At that moment I was CONVINCED that at some point, somehow, Maher's brain fell out of his head.....

As you can imagine the joke was met with huge laughter by the liberal audience, which highlights how the haves and have-nots in America are not divided between rich and poor unless its in terms of intelligence.

He and Meghan McCain must have mental jam sessions where they where they combine the number of dumb things that come out of their heads and see if under any scenario it can equal less than infinity.

Maher had the potential to be among the great political humorists of our time, but he is ruled too much by the hate created by the religiosity of his liberal arrogance, which produces nothing but historically ignorant laughter that masks the sound of Lincoln turning over in his grave.

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Should Dems Bring Back the Donkey?


Bringing back the donkey


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Conservative Satire Headlines October 28, 2010

Poll finds 65% of voters would replace entire congress, 35% think they just need more bananas.

Dems trying to smear O'Donnell with one-night-stand allegations are blasted for hypocrisy of indiscriminately screwing the American people daily.

"Dismayed" that GOP election victory is an intolerable shift to the right for U.S. many Europeans vow to move somewhere safer, China.

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Liberalism Is Genetic?!?

EUREKA!

Don't hold liberals responsible for their opinion -- they can't help themselves.

A new study has concluded that ideology is not just a social thing, it's built into the DNA, borne along by a gene called DRD4. Tagged "the liberal gene," DRD4 is the first specific bit of human DNA that predisposes people to certain political views, the study's authors claim.

"We hypothesize that individuals with a genetic predisposition toward seeking out new experiences will tend to be more liberal, but only if they are embedded in a social context that provides them with multiple points of view,"... the researchers were able to show that people with a specific variant of the DRD4 gene were more likely to be liberal as adults -- although only if they had an active adolescent social life.

The research, sponsored by the National Science Foundation, focused on dopamine -- a neurotransmitter that affects a wide variety of brain processes including control over movement, emotions, and ability to experience pleasure and pain. Previous research identified connections between a variant of this gene and novelty-seeking behavior, a personality trait that numerous studies have shown is linked to political liberalism, the authors say.

Read the entire article at Fox News

So Michael Savage was right after all. Liberalism IS a mental disease....and here I was thinking he forgot to take HIS meds.

It makes sense, they raise taxes when people don't have money because they can't help themselves. They pass ObamaCare when nobody wants it and we're running trillion dollar deficits...because they can't help themselves.

Lets slap some wings on the deficit

They brake for butterflies...because they CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES!!!

What an eyeopener. Their predisposition to "seek out new experiences" explains is why they insist on changing our way of life, especially when it ain't broke. Yeah, socialism doesn't work when others have done it, but THEY want to TRY it...just to see...

If liberals like experimentation so much (because they can't help it) they should do us all a favor and quit politics, take up science and examine themselves...

And here I thought they were being willfully stupid for the fun of it.

I have a modest proposal...Instead of focusing on dopamine could doctors just go ahead and designate the neurotransmitter that liberals brains' operate on to be called "DopeyMean"....

Joy Behar is Dopey and Mean

...for the sake of clarification?

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Why Progressives Don't Need To Be Honest...

Is that MoveOn troll Lauren Valle? What the heck is this all about? Get your explanation at The Other Side of The Rand Paul Stomping Incident.



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