When will they learn?!?
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This also reminds me of "re-electing Jerry Brown again,"<--click this to see what I mean (the link is sort of buggy, so if it doesn't work try it until it does)Add a comment
If there was any year that the GOP could make something happen in California it was this one. That state is officially lost...at least we know for sure now.
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We didn't get everything we wanted...but election night was a damn good night for the right in the USA...
I really wanted to get Reid though...I'm really bummed about that one.Add a comment
Dear President Obama,
CAN YOU HEAR US NOW!
Sorry for the shouting, but I have to because to him it sounds like...
CAN YOU HEAR US NOW!
When he listens to us like...
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Pelosi defiantly proclaims she will be happy with tonight election results even if she has to chisel it onto her face.
Biden campaigns for Delaware Senate race, gets voters to chant "YES WE CAN" every time he says "TAKE ME BACK!"
Day after San Francisco Giants win World Series nation tells Pelosi that in Congress she no longer is one.
Feeling sorry for the President Obama, thousands attempt to make him feel wanted by writing him in for their village's idiot.Add a comment
I'm bringing this post from last week back because IT'S ELECTION DAY! So get out there and...
I'm here for the Restoring Sanity rally! No, I'm NOT 3 days late.
I hereby declare this election day Operation: Kick Dem Asses!
Obama thinks Republican's should sit in the back of the bus..I understand why, I just think its weird they would put the steering wheel back there.
Schumer is getting ready to replace Leader Reid...altogether now....WHATS UP CHUCK! Wait, thats not right.......oh yeah, its LETS UPCHUCK!
Will Pelosi's tears dissolve her tissue?
Looking for help from up above?
Maybe he'll see the light tomorrow...
If a Democrat falls in the Congress and nobody is there to hear it, does Hillary still cackle like a cat in a blender?
Will Barney Frank finally be left behind, or will he win and get some celebratory left behind?
Did you know the parking lot where I parked to vote is not just home to registered Democrats, it is one too?!?
Harry Reid is right, Obama is like the miners....before the cave in.
Looks like Nevada is about to bet it all on a different kind of red than what they've been getting with the Dems.
Only because I want the Senate too...Go McCain.
Christine O'Donnell is a good witch, Pelosi is a bad witch, and Osama bin Laden is a sand-witch. (h/t to the great John Pinette on the inspiration for that one)
I hope Al Franken is watching the returns for Dems so he can finally see what a joke really is.Add a comment
This is sort of a sequel to this cartoonAdd a comment
Rumors that Pelosi may retire if Dems lose congress causes rush of wax museums bidding to have her join their collection.
GOP remains unfazed by early voting numbers giving edge to Dems from felons, deceased, and fictional characters.
Christine O'Donnell makes closing argument to vote for her because "witchcraft is more believable than Marxism"Add a comment
How did Democrats go from "its a new day" to "run away, run away" in just two years?
Basically, 2008 was like going to a car dealership because your 2000 model was about to be discontinued, and the few parts that actually made it work would've been impossible to come by. Besides, it had been breaking down constantly for the last two years (it also wanted you to let people who were in the car illegally drive it until it could come up with a way to give them their own car with your taxes)
Being disillusioned with cars in general, the salesman at the dealership directs you to a new make and model that turns out to be the most beautiful car in the lot. Its black with red upholstery, and in spite of the fact that even the manufacturer had never test driven it EVERYONE wanted one.
While you inspect it you hear the engine rev up something fierce even though the key wasn't in the ignition. You think thats pretty weird, but you look past that because it looks like a REALLY sweet ride, and you REALLY need a car that will get you from point A to point B. Also, you've never had one that came with teleprompters before!
So....you're sold! The dealer tries to show you a model that has been around longer, is proven on the road, and is married to a popular car from the 90's, but much like it's husband you're not interested in driving that model anymore.
So you buy the black car with the red interior with a four year loan of $4 trillion. About 6 months in to the love affair you find that the damn thing NEVER stops revving it's engine, everywhere you go it revs up so everyone will look. What you used to think was kind of cool is now obnoxious. You start to think your new car is a bit of an attention whore. Also, you hate how it constantly bows before foreign built cars and offers you health insurance...or else.
Now you want to take it back to the dealer to see if there's a way to fix the problems. They refuse at first because they never gave you a receipt for your purchase and that would disqualify you from the warranty on the car. To make matters worse the dealer also informs you that the pink slip looks like a forgery and that you might want to get that checked out.
After some haggling over a cup of tea the dealer agrees to at least run a diagnostic on the car, and they figure out what the problem was....you're a racist.
Then you're told that if you try to get rid of it they'll climb over fences, parachute over walls, and interrupt Botox parties to force you to take it back. So you're stuck with this sour socialist lemon of a car for at least 4 years.
While feeling a complete sense of despair over this you learn that while you can't get rid of the car, you can change dealerships so you can, at a minimum, try to change the way the car operates. New motor oil, a better smelling air freshener, a bumper sticker that says YU LIE! Little things here and there until you can trade it in for something better...way better.
And THAT is how you blow up a Democrat majority faster than Joe Biden with a lighter trying to figure out TNT.Add a comment
A REAL PRESIDENT!!!!
Become a fan on Facebook of Next Halloween Obama should be something cool...like...a REAL president!<----here
Happy Halloweeen! (yeah yeah, this is a repost from last March, but now its in season :-D )Add a comment
h/t iOwnTheWorld.Add a comment
Now I know where that ridiculous "Republicorp" sign MoveOn's Lauren Valle (the girl that got stomped) tried to shove in Rand Paul's face came from. If you have no other reason to vote for the GOP to totally thump the left on election day, just watch this...
...............I know, I feel stupidester too. I'm embarrased for them. I feel sorry for them. This video is so....so....sad.
The nicest thing I can say about it is if it was trying to be satire it failed miserably, and they really REALLY need to say it is satire.
If they wanted people to be persuaded to their point of view they should have focused on ridiculing what they think is wrong with the GOP, not create some over the top cartoonish reality that makes them look so Looney Tunes that the only choice is to vote for the adults in this election cycle...and if it ain't them its going to be, rightly or wrongly, the GOP by default.Add a comment
Poll finds majority mistake Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" for election day.
Obama orders Biden to stop telling people Jon Stewart called him "dude-e head"
Flash shortage of manure hits nation as more Americans are choosing to dress up for Halloween this year as ObamaCare.
Hillary Clinton issues statement announcing that for Halloween this year she is going to be "vindicated."Add a comment
From the Daily Mail...my "editorial" comments are in yellow...
Green-minded campaigner Al Gore has been left red-faced after being accused of leaving his car running for almost an hour while he gave a lecture on sustainable development because this environazi power-pimp has to take steps to make sure the "problem" never actually goes away..
It is alleged that Gore made the gaffe while he spoke at the School of Business, Economics and Law in Gothenburg, Sweden on Wednesday. Are they sure it wasn't clown school?
His mistake was compounded further by the fact that he had asked his distinguished guests to attend the event by public transport in order to minimize CO2 emissions. It would've cramped his carbon footprint
Swedish law prohibits – for environmental reasons - any car engine being left running without its driver for more than 60 seconds.
Read the entire article at The Daily Mail
There should be no further discussion on discussing whether or not we should even discuss "global warming" until there is a law that prohibits Al Gore from speaking for more than 60 seconds for A LOT more than just environmental reasons.
If there is any doubt to liberals that Gore has..
...much credibility left, then I just don't know what to do to get them to figure out their eco-pope is a fraud.Add a comment